Wild West

Gunfighter’s Ball -The evil Dick and His Balls Gang (Richard) was in town to rescue their Dick. He was being held by the Sheriff (Lee) in the town jail. The sheriff’s allies were occupied in the town’s House of Ill-Repute. The Texas Rangers (Jim) were in town to take the Dick to trial and then to the hangman at the county seat. Dick’s Balls were opposed to the final vacation. The Balls gunned down the Sheriff in the street and a Texas Ranger through the window of the jail. One of the Sheriff’s lackeys crippled two of Dick’s Balls. The almost castrated Balls still had some juice and eliminated the lackey. Meanwhile, the Gunfighter was taking on the Texas Rangers who were using Dick as a human shield. But.. to no avail, the Gunfighter took out Flaskman with extreme prejudice. The rangers and lackeys and a horse ganged up on the Gunfighter and cut him down. The two crippled Balls got excited and gunned down the lackey while the last ranger threw the Dick over the horse and mounted it. Making a break for it, the Ranger was shot off his horse and then gunned down by the crawling Balls. As a side show, Pedro, one of the other Balls, on his death bed from wounds and a finally shoot away tequila hip flask, had enough and took out the Sheriff’ last two lackeys. Dick and his Balls then had their way with the town. They later hung the game master (Jerry) in the town square in front of the Law Offices to great joy from the town people.